Nick: Mom, how do you vote?
Mom: Well, every city does it a little differently, but here in Nashua we color in a little circle next to the names...like a test.
Nick: Oh...
Mom: Buddy, I will proudly take you in with me when I vote next month. Voting is a special honor we have...it's what makes us free...not everyone gets that opportunity.
Nick: Mom, I think when you're old enough you or Dad should run for president.
Mom: Pal, there's no way I want that job!
Nick: Awww...c'mon! Why not? You get to live in the WHITE HOUSE!
Mom: Yeah, but you can never make anyone happy and I can't even handle the pressure of running this family, never mind the whole country.
Nick: Well then, maybe you should run for VICE president!!!
At this point I almost ran off the road laughing so hard! It was nearly a Depends Moment!!!
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